
I’m a man
I’m a muppet
I’m a muppet of a man
I’m a very manly muppet
I’m a muppet-y man
That’s what I am

I’m a man
I’m a muppet
I’m a muppet of a man
I’m a very manly muppet
I’m a muppet-y man
That’s what I am
Typical reactions to Adam Scott in Friends with Kids

Rita Moreno, George Chakiris, & Russ Tamblyn in West Side Story (1961, dir. Robert Wise & Jerome Robbins)
Photo by Ernst Haas for LIFE Magazine (1960)
#why would you try when anita and bernardo are doing a goddamned mambo in the center of the floor #they will mambo on your face #they will mambo on your self-esteem #why is anyone else even there

Stone-cold fox Matthew Lewis who apparently plays the film’s doughy Neville Longbottom attends the New York premiere of ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2’ at Avery Fisher Hall, Lincoln Center on July 11, 2011 in New York City looking like something I need between my legs.